Sunday, May 20, 2012

Mission fail I


Gorky, being the only survivor of the failed mission, was a laughing stock of the whole ork camp. But even though he was severely picked on and chased around by attack squiggly beasts, Gorky was in a great mood because of his new weapon that no other ork had. He felt like a true loota right then. The only problem was how did the gun work? It seemed to take different ammo then the ork guns; usually this ammo was scrap metal that was lying around. Gorky tried to shove metal down the barrel but it just wouldn't fit, he needed something round. Then he got the idea to slide a pole that was about the same size of the barrel but could easily slide in and out. Gorky had learned earlier that if you fire and over stuffed gun, you might as well have a painboy next to you because you are going to lose an arm. The metal pole stuck out of the gun about three inches. Gorky held his arm out, covered his head, and pulled the trigger. *click* Nothing happened. Gorky was surprised. No explosion, no loss of limbs, it felt right and wrong at the same time. He looked again at the structure of the gun. It must have broken sometime during the fight. Gorky then proceeded to take everything apart, except his choppa, and rebuild it into one gun. The new gun had the ork firing mechanism and the marine's barrel and metal casing that looked stitched together by an ork. Gorky called it the "Needle Blasta" because he sharpened the ends of all the shafts that he could find.

(-1 bolt pistol in inventory.)
(-1 Slugga in inventory.)
(+1 needle blasta in inventory)
Needle blasta 12" / 5 / 5 / Pistol, (Gets Hot!) <- because Gorky made it with no experience!

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