Sunday, May 20, 2012

Gorky goes to Waaagh!


It's Gorky's time to shine as an ork. The boyz are being round up to go to a supposedly "safe planet." The ship fascinated Gorky and he wanted to know more about it. But the warboss and his nobz keep a close eye on boyz. When the ship landed, the nobz passed out a choppa to every boy. Only a few boyz got to where heavy armor. Gorky was glad that he didn't have to carry such heavy armor. The ork behind him cryed out, "Deyz, why we ain't gettin' any!?" Gorky quickly moved out of the way to let the nob to get a good view of the foolish ork. The nob took his chain ax and used it like a golf club on that stupid boy. After hitting the rocky sealing and the wall behind them the ork gave out a nasty shrieking noise, then died. His body proceeded then to split in two by the force of the blow. The nob proceeded to say, "If ya kan survive dat, den ya kan ab armoor. But until den weez need ter toughen ya up. Ony more qweztunz?" It was silent except for the light bubbling noise of the dead orks spores falling out. "Good!" said the nob while signaling to get off the ship.

(+1 choppa in inventory.)

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