Gorky The Ork
Monday, March 18, 2013
Tattle Tallin'
The next day many of the orks where on high alert. Some where talking about and explosion the night before and others where worried about there heavy armor case. Gorky know what everyone was taking about but he just played along and said nothing about his "misfit acts". A newer ork in the camp, Grags, took a liking to Gorky. Mostly because he was kicked round slightly less then Gorky. He said, "Oi, me saw wot ya did last night, da nobs be lookin fer da stoopid Gor..." Gorky muffling the boy as a nob walked by. Grags continued, "Donz worry Gorky, me won't go tellin' ubbout it." Gorky was hesitant to let Grags off the ground, but he know that he couldn't hold him down forever. He let him go and to Gorky's astonishment, Grags just sat there looking at Gorky. Most normal orks would have been running throw the streets telling everything he could so that he could get a good fight out of it. This my be the reason he is kicked around so often. In an orks point of view, he's dumber then Gorky.
Sunday, May 20, 2012
Testing the Needle Blasta
Gorky took the needle blasta out to his shooting range at night.
he wanted to try out his new toy. Gorky set up three targets,
not gretchin, to shoot at. one had a space marine helmet, the next had ork
armor, and the last was just a wooden post. Gorky shot at them in that order.
His first shot stopped the shaft, Gorky thought that he might make a suit
of squishy human armor for himself. Upon examination, the helmet caused
the shaft to bend and become blunt. He fired his next shot into the ork armor
and the middle of the shaft ended where the post was. Gorky smiled. The last
post was to see if ork armor did anything at all. He took aim, fired, and out
of shear shock he called for a doctor and muffled himself. The front of the
needle blasta opened like a pop can, an exploded pop can. Gorky came
to the conclusion that the shaft got stuck and it exploded. He sat
there, almost in tears. He looked up at the helmet and smiled once again.
(-1 needle blasta in inventory.)
(+1 scrap metal in inventory)
Mission fail I
Gorky, being the
only survivor of the failed mission, was a laughing stock of the
whole ork camp. But even though he was severely picked on and chased around by
attack squiggly beasts, Gorky was in a great mood because of his new
weapon that no other ork had. He felt like a true loota right then. The only
problem was how did the gun work? It seemed to take different ammo then the ork guns;
usually this ammo was scrap metal that was lying around. Gorky tried to shove
metal down the barrel but it
just wouldn't fit, he needed something round. Then he got the idea to slide a
pole that was about the same size of the barrel but could easily slide in and out. Gorky had
learned earlier that
if you fire and over stuffed gun, you might as well have a painboy next to you
because you are going to lose an arm. The metal pole stuck out of the gun about
three inches. Gorky held his arm out, covered his head, and pulled the trigger.
*click* Nothing happened. Gorky was surprised. No explosion, no loss of limbs, it felt right and wrong at the
same time. He looked again at the structure of the gun. It must have broken sometime during the fight. Gorky then proceeded to
take everything apart, except his choppa, and rebuild it into
one gun. The new gun had the ork firing mechanism and
the marine's barrel and metal casing that looked stitched together by an ork.
Gorky called it the "Needle Blasta" because he sharpened the ends of all the
shafts that he could find.
(-1 bolt pistol in inventory.)
(-1 Slugga in inventory.)
(+1 needle blasta in inventory)
Needle blasta 12" / 5 / 5 /
Pistol, (Gets Hot!) <- because Gorky made it with no experience!
Gorky's first battle
Gorky, because he was an ork, knew not the definition of fear. But
he did know the meaning of complete annihilation. Ork limbs where flying
everywhere since the orks got dropped into a minefield. Gorky stayed away from
the tilled space earth. Sadly he couldn't help but get sprayed by all the other
ork's guts. The mines weren't the only contributors to the ork spray. Space
Marines where closing in fast, guns blazing and everyone up in arms. Gorky know that if he went
back to the Rok, his fate would be that of the foolish ork. There was a ruin
building nearby so Gorky took shelter in it. Several hours past and finally,
after a few earth shaking smashes into the ground, war was yelled by
all the orks. Gorky couldn't help but to call out a loud "Waaagh!" He
stopped suddenly when a space marine came around the corner of the wreckage.
Gorky aimed, he shot, but the bullet bounced right off his helm. Gorky thought
he was going to die. The marine turned, pointed his gun, and a nob smashed him
in the back of the head. The nob keep running and yelling, "Ded good
kills!" Gorky scooted over to the gun that the dead marine had. it didn't
look that much different from the slugga that he practiced with. He
pocketed it and stayed where he was till the end of the fight. (Gorky did get a
few shots in though...)
(+1 bolt pistol in inventory.)
Gorky goes to Waaagh!
It's Gorky's time to shine as an ork. The boyz are being round up
to go to a supposedly "safe planet." The ship fascinated Gorky and he
wanted to know more about it. But the warboss and his nobz keep a close eye on
boyz. When the ship landed, the nobz passed out a choppa to every boy. Only a
few boyz got to where heavy armor. Gorky was glad that he didn't have to carry
such heavy armor. The ork behind him cryed out, "Deyz, why we ain't gettin'
any!?" Gorky quickly moved out of the way to let the nob to get a good
view of the foolish ork. The nob took his chain ax and used it like a golf club
on that stupid boy. After hitting the rocky sealing and the wall behind them
the ork gave out a nasty shrieking noise, then died. His body proceeded then to
split in two by the force of the blow. The nob proceeded to say, "If ya
kan survive dat, den ya kan ab armoor. But until den weez need ter toughen ya
up. Ony more qweztunz?" It was silent except for the light bubbling noise
of the dead orks spores falling out. "Good!" said the nob while
signaling to get off the ship.
(+1 choppa in inventory.)
Gorky's got a Gun
Born a Boy, Gorky was always out of place. He wasn't weird or
anything, It's just like he didn't belong in the world of orks. He was smart
and vary tactical in every thing he did. He soon figured out that being the way
he was would get him killed before he ever got to see the waaagh! So he Acted
like all the other orks, brutish and waaagh! loving. Gorky Often went shooting
with the rest of the boyz to see how may times they could hit a gretchin before
killing it. The poor grot broght before Gorky got shoot right between the eyes.
"Err... mi bad." Gorky responded. Every boy laughed really
hard and Gorky felt bad. He was given the gun as a memento of his "worst
accuracy ever!"
(+1 Slugga in inventory.)
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